Michael Ausiello, I love you dearly, but You. Can’t. Count.
Question: I’m on the fence about this season’s True Blood. Tell me something that will make me want to stick with it. —Lori
Ausiello: Three “couples” will have sex for the first time in this Sunday’s episode.
Let’s revisit my speculation, shall we?
My most likely to do the deed speculations
are were as follows (and I feel I got 3/3):
- Pam and Eric. That’s a given since this is the flashback to Pam’s making and there have been clips floating around of them in bed. But that leaves two more to go and they are much harder to guess! CHECK!
- Jason and his former teacher? There’s a casting call for a former of teacher of Jason’s, requiring the actress be topless, so I think this is a strong possibility for couple #2. Although why Jason would do something that dumb when the universe has been whomping him upside the head for his sexual promiscuity for two episodes already, I don’t know. CHECK!
- Bill and the prostitute he and Lorena are going to kill in 1905 San Francisco? If it’s a threesome involving a couple, does that count as one couple or two? CHECK!
But we also had:
- Bill and Salome The only ones I had on my less likely but possible list
- Eric and Salome
- Roman and Salome
So, basically SIX couples having sex for the first time on screen, of whom I would count Pam/Eric, Bill/prostitute, Eric/Salome and Bill/Salome as likely true “first times.”
So, Michael, who were you counting exactly? Geeky fangirls want to know!